Welcome to the spiritual counter-revolution. The modern world calls strong fathers "toxic." The Marxist infiltrators call divine order "oppression." We know better! Order is peace. Hierarchy is strength. Wear this to signal to the remnants of Christendom that the men have returned to their posts.
The three-barred Cross stands central. Gold...precious and unchanging...anchored into the bedrock. It represents the only Authority that matters.
A weathered, iron-hewn heater shield frames the Cross. It is battered, showing it has withstood many blows, yet it remains unbroken. The crimson inlay signifies the blood of the martyrs and the zeal of the faithful.
Emblazoned across the front is the truth the modern world hates: "THANK GOD FOR THE PATRIARCHY." This is not just a slogan; it is a recognition of the hierarchy ordained by the Creator for the protection of women, children, and society itself.
Presented on a heavyweight tee. Clean, austere, and uncompromising
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular, no-side-seam knit with double-needle stitching for longevity
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Welcome to the spiritual counter-revolution. The modern world calls strong fathers "toxic." The Marxist infiltrators call divine order "oppression." We know better! Order is peace. Hierarchy is strength. Wear this to signal to the remnants of Christendom that the men have returned to their posts.
The three-barred Cross stands central. Gold...precious and unchanging...anchored into the bedrock. It represents the only Authority that matters.
A weathered, iron-hewn heater shield frames the Cross. It is battered, showing it has withstood many blows, yet it remains unbroken. The crimson inlay signifies the blood of the martyrs and the zeal of the faithful.
Emblazoned across the front is the truth the modern world hates: "THANK GOD FOR THE PATRIARCHY." This is not just a slogan; it is a recognition of the hierarchy ordained by the Creator for the protection of women, children, and society itself.
Presented on a heavyweight tee. Clean, austere, and uncompromising
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular, no-side-seam knit with double-needle stitching for longevity
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
